More Excerpts from "Life Tips For The Young"
Day Dreams Day Dreams exist to make you realise that yes indeed you did just doze off for a few minutes at your desk when you should have been working. You might even have snored. Snoring The main purpose of snoring is to alert your loved ones and intimate partners that although they are important to your sense of well being, acceptance and belonging they are not as important as your need to ful ly self-express even while asleep and if they don’t like it they can lump it. In physiological mumbo-jumbo snoring is caused by the inflation of the Snorkus Reticulii Flap which is invisible during the day time or when one is in an upright position but visible at night or while lying horizontally. The SR Flap is believed to have developed over a million years ago to help scare away predatory mammals on the plains of Winnebego. Visions There are two sorts of visions: the cheap ones that have absolutely no monetary value and the dear ones from which a lucrative lecture ...
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