Sweet Quarantine, good times never Looked So Good

Okay the rule here is, if you need something, order it the day before, or two days even better. On the phone they be like "If you need anything just let us know! We're happy to help!" So I asked if I could have some more instant coffee sachets and another little milk. "Yeah no worries." So now five hours later. I make a second call "Listen, um I asked for some coffee and milk about 4 or 5 hours ago and just wondering..."
"Yes that'll be coming to you tomorrow."
"Say wha?" I said. "Just put it in the lift. Take 20 seconds."
"Well we've got 300 guests at the hotel..."
"And no staff?"
"We will get that to you as soon as possible... but there are a lot of guests and...."
"I know what hotels do." I said. "But what, we're at the bottom of your list?...okay thank you. Loud and clear."
"We'll try to get it up this evening."
"Tha-aaannks."

Comments

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

More Excerpts from: "Life Tips For The Young (What Stuff Really Means)"

The Elderly: Once they get to a certain age, usually within plain sight of retirement from the job that has held them prisoner for their entire adult life, older people begin to do things differently. They take their time about things. Not because they are slow themselves but because they realise that no matter how fast you try to do things you will never beat time itself. Time marches on. The elderly, finally, know this. That is why they spend an inordinate amount of time in gardens and sipping tea. Gardens consistently provide proof that time is the boss of us all. That is also why the elderly drive their cars as if they were boats. When near elderly people who are driving always give them extra space and time to turn, to park, to do a u-turn, to respond to a signal, to brake. Give them an extra wide berth as you pass them by because who knows what sort of choppy current they are traversing, or whether the tides are coming in or going out. Nobody knows, but the elderl
Read more

Tentin Quarantino

All hail Matt Denny, the discus thrower from Allora (neighbouring town to Clifton) who threw the greatest sequence of throws ever by an Australian at the Olympic finals last night and finished 4th. All hail also Rohan Browning who won his heat of the 100 meters track sprint in astonishing fashion - it's the first thing I've ever seen that I literally could not believe while watching it. God I cried and whooped and hollered "You bloody beauty!" Shortly thereafter Matt threw again and again this amazing series of throws - all over 65 meters with a best of 67.02. It's hard to put what Matt did into perspective for non-athletes. The discus for men is a huge 2kg plate. Next time you're in a gym, non athletes, ahem, pick up a 2kg plate - well they probably don't have them, but they have 2.5kg plates, and have a feel of it in your hand. Then swing it around your body and notice that you couldn't throw it 15 meters, probably not 10 meters. Denny threw one 67
Read more